doesn’t speak pig latin! In fact, he’s never heard of it. I can not believe that. How on earth did I marry a man who’s never heard of pig latin.

He must have thought I was completely crazy when he read the email the dogs wrote him in Pig Latin…hey, he’s the one who told me they were emailing him in their secret language…I was just trying to make an honest man of him.

We now interrupt this broadcast to bring you…this post in pig latin thanks to the english to pig latin translator, which I found while I was trying to tell my husband about the site.

oesn’tday eakspay igpay atinlay! Inway actfay, e’shay evernay
eardhay ofway itway. Iway ancay otnay elievebay atthay. Owhay
onway earthway idday Iway arrymay away anmay o’swhay evernay
eardhay ofway igpay atinlay.

Ehay ustmay avehay oughtthay Iway asway ompletelycay azycray
enwhay ehay eadray ethay emailway ethay ogsday otewray imhay
inway Igpay Atinlay…eyhay, e’shay ethay oneway owhay oldtay
emay eythay ereway emailingway imhay inway eirthay ecretsay
anguagelay…Iway asway ustjay yingtray otay akemay anway
onesthay anmay ofway imhay.

Eway ownay interruptway isthay oadcastbray otay ingbray ouyay…
isthay ostpay inway igpay atinlay anksthay otay ethay englishway otay igpay atinlay anslatortray, ichwhay Iway oundfay ilewhay Iway asway yingtray otay elltay
ymay usbandhay aboutway ethay itesay.