I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed that I won a pair of aerosoles shoes…but the company wasn’t really trying to get us to test their shoes like they said they were. They were really trying to get us to buy their new ICE CREAM PANTS!

Ice cream pants are basically black leather pants with a special pocket for ice cream. I don’t know why you need leather pants, but apparently you do. Maybe it keeps the ice cream fresher or something.

Now, as you can imagine, you can’t just pull a gallon of chunky monkey, or peanut butter and chocolate (mmm) ice cream from your refrigerator, scoop it up, and put it in your pocket. If you did you’d have a huge mess.

That means, of course, that there must be a special ice cream that’s made specifically to go in your pants. So ice cream pants ice cream comes in clear, pint size containers, which are conveniently located at your local convenience store (or, in the case of my dream, the convenience store closest to the house you grew up in. )

Since ice cream pants are so new, there are only two varieties of ice cream- red white and blue, and pink, purple and carolina blue. Although I couldn’t tell from the containers if there was anything special about the ice cream (it was in a clear container, they didn’t have a label. I did notice that one of the containers was sitting on the floor and not melting. I guess that would be a very important quality for ice cream to have if you were going to keep it in your pants.

Can you imagine walking around with ice cream in your pants…make that ice cream in your leather pants. How would you eat it? With a spoon? Or maybe a collapsible straw-just pull it out of the pocket when you need it, and put it back when you are done.

LOL, so does anyone want to analyze that dream?